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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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I was adopted by some lovely Jews.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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He took your fucking money out your hand?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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so you always keep your mitzvah kind of full, at capacity.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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and duberstein's dead and I was thinking...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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- What the fuck you thinking about? - Well, I had an insane idea

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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that you could present yourself as duberstein somehow

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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And I'd be there too, so you wouldn't even have to talk.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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What, you think I can't do this shit, huh?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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I'll white that shit up. I'll white that whole shit up.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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- That whole fucking scene will be whitened the fuck up. - Seriously?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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You've seen a fucking black dude who acts fucking white.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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- He around too many fucking white people and shit. - You can be that guy?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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- I'll do this shit. - Let me hear it.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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"How are you doing today? I'm Danny duberstein.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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"I heard you have groat's disease." See that shit?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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Well, what about the name? Duberstein?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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- It's a Jewish name. - Fuck it.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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- Tell him I'm a Ethiopian Jew. - You know what?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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You could tell him you were adopted

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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"Bar mitzfit" and all that shit, yeah.