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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.1s

Oh, about time. God damn, Larry.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.6s

I had a softball game. I told you that.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.2s

- How was the game? - I made an error in the last inning

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2s

Meanwhile I'm standing the fuck out here counting my motherfucking nuts.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.8s

Know why? I can't get in the goddamn building.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3s

- What are you talking about? - This motherfucker in the glass tube.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.3s

This dude right here. The gatekeeper won't let me in the goddamn building.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.3s

- That's totally unacceptable. - That's unacceptable.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.8s

Let me just say this, okay? On behalf of all caucasians,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.4s

- I apologize. - Put that shit in.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.9s

I apologize for the Caucasian race.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.8s

- Fuck out of here. - Swear to god.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.4s

I have noticed that white people revere black people in glasses,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.4s

If a black man with glasses goes up for a job against a white man,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.4s

glasses gets the job. No glasses, no job.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.9s

- We'll try this shit, Larry. It's a wager. - You're open to it?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.9s

- I'm open to this shit. - Beautiful.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.9s

- I'll try this shit and see what the fuck happens. - All right, let's go.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.6s

- What's going on with Jennifer, man? - I'm seeing her tonight.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.6s

The front seat is really rattling. It's terrible.