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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.9s

No, I don't want it. I want it if you don't want it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

- I want evens. - Good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

- I don't have any plants. - I have plants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

You can't have soft cheese.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.6s

I can't believe there's a garden.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.3s

I can't believe I lost the deposit on that U-Haul...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

How can I want it now, if you want it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.4s

I can't think about it now. I'm going to Minneapolis.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

I just wanted to introduce you to my husband. This is Larry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.7s

That is the single greatest packing performance I have ever seen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.6s

I think I found your stuff.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.7s

- Would I have to get a gardener? - Yeah, you can get a gardener.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.9s

- You shouldn't have to live like this. - You just said you wanted to live here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.7s

I saw that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

I better not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

I am the master packer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

- So what? - Interference. You can't count that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.2s

And one more thing, Benes...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.2s

- What do you want? - Odds.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

I tell you what.