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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

Boy, I hate the idea of somebody out there returning my calls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.3s

- I know what you're saying now. - It's time you got out of here, anyway.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.6s

I think I found your stuff.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

No soft cheeses of any kind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

- I don't have any plants. - I have plants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.7s

I saw that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

I better not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.1s

We're aware of the proximity to the park.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

I tell you what.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

I don't know. Maybe...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

- I want evens. - Good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

...in some dinner theatre production of A Chorus Line.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

Well, one of you better damn well take it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.3s

I can't believe I lost the deposit on that U-Haul...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.7s

Why did I put out two? Why did I put out two?!

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

I am the master packer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

And I cannot overstate this:

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.9s

No, I don't want it. I want it if you don't want it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4s

You've got to know the strengths and weaknesses of every soldier.