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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Not that particular one. - I got a hundred cards.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I'm gonna be brutally honest with you now.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- What's your line? - Well, okay, I'm there with Woody...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- ...slammed into us with a blue Escort. - Blue Escort?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I have a wonderful time when I'm with you. Wonderful!

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- I just don't enjoy being with him. - Well, that's what important.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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So listen. What should I do? If I break up with him now...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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But the reservation keeps the car here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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How's the pasta over there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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That's why you have the reservation.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- If you had read the rental agreement- - Did you see the size of that document?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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You just don't know how to hold the reservation.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Would you like insurance? - Yeah, give me the insurance...

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It's like the Declaration of Independence. Who's gonna read that?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...because I am gonna beat the hell out of this thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- I got the insurance and everything- - Yes, now, in your report...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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All right, well, sir, you're only covered for when you're driving the car.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Next, please.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Go. Go. She-

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Seinfeld. I made a reservation for a midsize, and she's a small.