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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.2s

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

Do you think I'm making a big mistake?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.3s

And, well...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.3s

But at this point in my life, I'm not really sure...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.6s

- If you had read the rental agreement- - Did you see the size of that document?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.5s

...roller-skating, tennis and skiing...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3s

It's like the Declaration of Independence. Who's gonna read that?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

- I'm kidding around, of course. - Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3s

Unless, of course, there was no sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3s

...because I am gonna beat the hell out of this thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3s

- I got the insurance and everything- - Yes, now, in your report...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

But the reservation keeps the car here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.4s

...and there is absolutely nothing that can be done about that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.7s

Don't get me wrong. I like coming here and feeding you...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

5.4s

Seinfeld. I made a reservation for a midsize, and she's a small.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.4s

How's the pasta over there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

That's why you have the reservation.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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You just don't know how to hold the reservation.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.5s

- Would you like insurance? - Yeah, give me the insurance...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.9s

All right, well, sir, you're only covered for when you're driving the car.