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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I think you're afraid to sit next to a man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You're a little homophobic, aren't you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- Unless you're married to a dictator. - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I imagine at some point somebody's gonna offer me some cantaloupe?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Well, you know what they say, lucky in love, unlucky with fruit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- Do not be afraid of this man. - Right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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So I said to him... I said, You little phoney.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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And he goes, Oh, yeah, you're Jeanette's friend. We did meet once.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I said, How do you go from that to totally ignoring a person...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...when they walk by? - This is amazing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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And he says, Look, I just didn't want to say hello anymore, all right?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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And I said, Fine. I didn't want to say hello anymore either.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry

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Elaine, you always care who an ex-girlfriend dates.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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Yeah, yeah. Well, an ex-bullfighter now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E19 The Limo

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- I'm Jerry Seinfeld. - I'm George Costanza.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E05 The Couch

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...by the communists in the middle of the night...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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The crook has the machine. The messages aren't for him...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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The Jujyfruits?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Jerry Seinfeld, I cannot believe you are doing this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...right by the elevator, with the little-