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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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The prison call is like the king of calls.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E13 The Comeback

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...of 1 2 and a half points."

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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...95 percent of the population is undatable?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Are you jealous of him or are you jealous of me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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And that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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I don't understand. Before you were jealous of me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E14 The Cadillac (1)

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I had no idea you had this kind of money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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I'm sure we'll all feel comfortable within the confines of the honor system.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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But the reservation keeps the car here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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Good for the tuna.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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...the counter was right there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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I used to sit here and do nothing and regret it for the rest of the day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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That's why you have the reservation.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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See, you know how to take the reservation.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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You just don't know how to hold the reservation.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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Okay, okay, rule number two: Spending the night is optional.