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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I have never met a normal guy named Stuart.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E10 The Baby Shower

1.6s

I have a problem saying no to her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

1.4s

I never made a man cry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.7s

That is the single greatest packing performance I have ever seen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E10 The Baby Shower

2.8s

I do have one teeny little problem, though.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

3s

No, I never said I was a good driver, I said, I was a good parker.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

2.1s

I like to think I have a little grace.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

2.8s

- I have no chance, do I? - No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

2.3s

Do I have to dial a 1 first?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

4.3s

How did I let you talk me into this? I must have been out of my mind.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

3.2s

Miss Benes, I notice you've been charging quite a bit of merchandise...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

2.2s

No, I'm sorry. I don't really have a phone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

1.6s

I want to have a little fun with this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

3.2s

I don't even know why you want it. I mean, it's a girls' bike.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

3.3s

...but I mean, obviously we have a little problem here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.4s

I have a wonderful time when I'm with you. Wonderful!

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.7s

- Would I have to get a gardener? - Yeah, you can get a gardener.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

2s

I'll go if I don't have to talk.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

4.1s

- I know why we have reservations. - I don't think you do.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.1s

I gotta tell you, I have a bad association with the name Alex.