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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

4.5s

- What is that supposed to mean? - I want you, I don't want you to be a Jew.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.7s

I dunked you one time, you need to be dunked three times.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

4.5s

Jesus, get him! He can't swim!

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.9s

I don't care if I lose Jews. Take them all, I don't need them.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.8s

but I felt something. When I was held under the water, I felt a revelation...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.6s

- We gotta finish it. - Finish it? I did it. I did what I said I'd do.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.9s

I don't know what it's like to have a baptism, or what you're supposed to feel...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.8s

I never saw a baptism before, I don't know what it is.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.4s

That's not my fault, I did what I was supposed to do.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.7s

I need for you to be a Christian before I marry you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

4.2s

- So you came screaming to stop it. - What do I care? I don't care if he converts.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

1.8s

I got under the water, you held me under.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

1.4s

I felt like even more of a Jew.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.4s

That is ridiculous. You didn't want to lose a Jew.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.6s

Bullshit, you didn't think he was drowning, you didn't want him to convert.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.6s

- How can you not know what it is? - I'd never been to one.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.9s

I've never been to a bris, but I know what it is.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

4.5s

like it was some sort of message from God that I shouldn't do this.