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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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That was the point of the baptism, but you came and blew it.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I got under the water, you held me under.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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but I felt something. When I was held under the water, I felt a revelation...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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Jesus, get him! He can't swim!

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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God!

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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Hold on!

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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Bullshit, you didn't think he was drowning, you didn't want him to convert.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- So you came screaming to stop it. - What do I care? I don't care if he converts.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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That is ridiculous. You didn't want to lose a Jew.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I don't care if I lose Jews. Take them all, I don't need them.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- What is that supposed to mean? - I want you, I don't want you to be a Jew.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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Tell her it was an accident, you didn't mean to interrupt.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I never saw a baptism before, I don't know what it is.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- How can you not know what it is? - I'd never been to one.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I've never been to a bris, but I know what it is.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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He didn't mean to interrupt you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- We gotta finish it. - Finish it? I did it. I did what I said I'd do.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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No, you just kind of started it, but it didn't really work.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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Not complete.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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That's not my fault, I did what I was supposed to do.