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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

4.5s

- What is that supposed to mean? - I want you, I don't want you to be a Jew.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S06E07 The TiVo Guy

2.7s

HE WANTED TO INVITE YOU TO AN OCEANS FUNDRAISER.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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That is ridiculous. You didn't want to lose a Jew.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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Bullshit, you didn't think he was drowning, you didn't want him to convert.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S06E07 The TiVo Guy

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- YOU KNOW WHEN SHE'LL BE BACK? - NUH-UH, I DON'T,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I got under the water, you held me under.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I don't care if I lose Jews. Take them all, I don't need them.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.9s

someone or something was saying, "Don't do this, be happy with who you are.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I'm just saying something happened to me there that told me...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- So you came screaming to stop it. - What do I care? I don't care if he converts.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I never saw a baptism before, I don't know what it is.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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Don't call him a son of a bitch, he's not a son of a bitch.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I don't know what it's like to have a baptism, or what you're supposed to feel...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S05E10 The End

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- You fucked up. - Larry, you ate the baby Jesus

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E09 The Survivor

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What did you say?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- What? - You know what?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I dunked you one time, you need to be dunked three times.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I need for you to be a Christian before I marry you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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We're not getting married! You happy now, you son of a bitch?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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What are you talking about?