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The Love Guru (2008)

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My name is the Guru Pitka,

The Love Guru (2008)

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Do not peck my fucking eyes! Don't peck my eyes!

The Love Guru (2008)

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Three girls named Ann? Yeah.

The Love Guru (2008)

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"Damn!" Quaking pudding. That's not good.

The Love Guru (2008)

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I am not thinking about my chastity belt.

The Love Guru (2008)

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But that's not what we're having tonight.

The Love Guru (2008)

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♪ It's not that I ♪ ♪ want you not to say ♪

The Love Guru (2008)

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That's hilarious. My parents are dead. Thanks.

The Love Guru (2008)

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Oh, my God, I just got that!

The Love Guru (2008)

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I'm sorry, Judi, you did not deserve that,

The Love Guru (2008)

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that my student was finally shedding his defenses.

The Love Guru (2008)

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I'm sorry, I didn't catch your gnome... Name!

The Love Guru (2008)

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If you follow my method, not only will you win Stanley's Cup,

The Love Guru (2008)

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It's just that you're not always the most supportive, Ma.

The Love Guru (2008)

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Why not?

The Love Guru (2008)

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It's all my fault for not putting more pressure on you to succeed.

The Love Guru (2008)

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It's the story of a hockey player named Darren Roanoke,

The Love Guru (2008)

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I can only go out with three girls named Ann.

The Love Guru (2008)

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I know you are not trying to tell me how to raise my child.

The Love Guru (2008)

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I'm not married.