Try the Crest Club for men.

I can't believe it. This is the fifth day he hasn't been there.

Uh, I hadn't thought of that.

Oh no, I'm out of chips!

You see, this is just the sort of dangerous and reckless behavior which I speak of.

I'm the Sheriff of Hoop and Holla.

Well, there is some kind of moisture there.

Ah! It has a mind of its own!

In the normal course of being apprehendance environment types,

Maybe there's something else of value you could bet.

They're not there. I guess they got tired of waiting around.

Speaking of which, Birdman, take stock in how you look, man.

But now, now that the town of Hoopin' Holler is in the news,

It is I, X the Eliminator! Behold, the singular, the mighty, the awaited, crest of Birdman's

is safe, they reward the man who caught those criminals by accusing he himself of crimes.

This is not the headquarters of FEAR. F-E-A-R. Fighting... What was it? Fighting a savage?

Safety. But in the end, he caused more property damage, more injury and loss of life than the very criminals he was...