My name is Miss Sogyny.

- It's my middle name. - Compassion.

Yes, my name is Rachel Tensions.

- That's not why I'm here. - That's all right. This is my personal cell.

My name is Faith Daniels and I'll be the moderator

- That's not good. - (laughter)

- Evidently not. - That's smart.

- Maybe that's not so bad. - I hope.

You're either getting on that plane or not.

Here's our first contestant. Your name, please?

that this not a scheduled visit, it is not on the docket for today, it's not really official,

- I was just giving him my order. It's not a big deal. - It's not a big deal.

- I did not have sex with that woman. - (laughter)

Yes, indeed, dear. Contestant No. 2, your name?

That's my ex-wife, who I am not on good terms with. I just farted a little while back there.

- Oh, staffing up? No, that's not what I meant. - OK.

- God. That's good. - Well, good. Well, good, not so good.

It's not a bad idea really, is it? Part West Wing, part Bachelor. Hey, that's not bad.

- That's why I want to run for President. - Not punchy enough.

What's new? He used to do that during my act!