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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.3s

I hope you didn't start without me.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2s

Anything for the kids.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1.5s

Who are we kidding?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.3s

- Kids. - I know. They're just...

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.7s

her many, many kids come home.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.8s

Anything for the kids. They're our future.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.2s

I have three kids, a bastard of an ex-husband,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

4.2s

What? The kid plays, I have a date. Everybody wins.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.7s

This is the same Gloria who drives the kid van?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.8s

Charlie, we are trying to teach the kids not to keep score.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

4.8s

I have a three-hour window Wednesdays when the kids are at tae kwon do.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

4.3s

We don't keep score. We think it's healthier if the kids just play for fun.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.6s

I made a play date for him with one of the kids from the game.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.6s

And you know, I'll tell you another thing.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1.5s

Look at you.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.3s

if you can't see us, we can't see you.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

4.3s

- You don't even like him, do you? - He's okay.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.3s

You showed up late so you could snoop on me.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3s

Boy, you really don't have a clue, do you, Charlie?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

I've heard about you.