Before you left, we were his family.

Not that you've ever viewed that as a personality flaw before.

Yeah, well, I'm not like the other girls.

Yeah, or as I like to call her, Cosmo Girl

- We went to a restaurant. - Poor girl. What did he say?

and everyone seems to have forgotten that he impregnated a girl.

- And he needs me now. - We'll take some time off. It's not like we haven't done it before.

This girl wants to know her father. She wants to get to know you.

I'm not turning myself in. You know how long it would be before I go to court? We'd have no time together.

and you are going to be a real dad to this girl, or you're going to lose two daughters

Here's the thing.

Forks on the left, soup spoons on the right.

Superhero nickname, "The Boyfriend", has the power to make me forget you.

He's not the easiest guy in the world to get along with,

- I pitched them the shape of the idea. - Well, Zach, we don't really have...

- You would? - The man's daughter died,

Let's just stick to the tequila.

- I know. That was the idea. Go and get her - Gotten in the middle enough.

Well, then I guess it's about time I show you the meth lab in the basement.

I think I've got all the angles I need. I can do the rest from memory.