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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Well, if I'm photographing someone as fine as yourself...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- No. - As good as it gets.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Not as much as you think.

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I'm gonna take them as disrespect.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I am not ugly as fuck.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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That one hurt just as much as the first one.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Because her hands were as big as André the Giant's.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I didn't say you were ugly as...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I am ugly as fuck by traditional standards...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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It doesn't matter if you're ugly as fuck or you're ugly as shit.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and it is not as cool as it sounds like it would be, man.

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- ...that don't really count as dates. - No.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Aren't you curious as to how that's possible?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I want to touch your big, fat noodle...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I know. I don't want you to make the same mistakes as me, Marla.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and then act it out as it was going on...

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Let me dance for you. I would love it.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Can I help you?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Can I help you?