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Futurama (1999) - S04E03 Comedy

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There. I've finished fine-tuning my "What lf" machine.

Futurama (1999) - S04E03 Comedy

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It can answer any "What if?" question...

Futurama (1999) - S04E03 Comedy

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accurate to within one-tenth of a plausibility unit.

Futurama (1999) - S04E03 Comedy

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That's so plausible I can't believe it.

Futurama (1999) - S04E03 Comedy

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Who wants the machine to show them an alternate reality?

Futurama (1999) - S04E03 Comedy

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Ooh, ooh! I wanna know what would happen if I were human.

Futurama (1999) - S04E03 Comedy

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I mean, being a robot's great, but we don't have emotions...

Futurama (1999) - S04E03 Comedy

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and sometimes that makes me very sad.

Futurama (1999) - S04E03 Comedy

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Oh, lordy lou, there he goes again.

Futurama (1999) - S04E03 Comedy

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Well, let's give baby what he wants.

Futurama (1999) - S04E03 Comedy

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What if Bender were human?

Futurama (1999) - S04E03 Comedy

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Good news, everyone! I've invented a way...

Futurama (1999) - S04E03 Comedy

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to turn Bender into a human...

Futurama (1999) - S04E03 Comedy

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using a process I call reverse fossilization.

Futurama (1999) - S04E03 Comedy

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- How does it work? - Well, in regular fossilization...

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flesh and bone turn to minerals.

Futurama (1999) - S04E03 Comedy

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Realizing that, it was a simple matter to reverse the process.

Futurama (1999) - S04E03 Comedy

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I've already tested it by turning the toaster into a raccoon.

Futurama (1999) - S04E03 Comedy

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Mmm. Kind of gamy.

Futurama (1999) - S04E03 Comedy

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Are you ready, Bender?