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How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E01

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Kids, I'm gonna tell you an incredible story.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E01

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The story of how I met your mother.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E01

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- Are we being punished for something? - No.

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- Yeah, is this gonna take a while? - Yes.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E01

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Twenty-five years ago, before I was Dad, I had this whole other life.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E01

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It was way back in 2005,

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E01

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I was 27, just starting to make it as an architect

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E01

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and living in New York with Marshall, my best friend from college,

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E01

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My life was good,

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And then Uncle Marshall went and screwed the whole thing up,

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Will you marry me?

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Yes. Perfect.

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And then you're engaged, you pop the champagne, you drink a toast,

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E01

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you have sex on the kitchen floor.

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- Don't have sex on our kitchen floor. - Got it.

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Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E01

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Dude, are you kidding? It's you and Lily.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E01

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I've been there for all the big moments of you and Lily.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E01

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The night you met, your first date, other first things.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E01

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Yeah, sorry, we thought you were asleep.