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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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The guy is unconscious, in a coma...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I never assisted in a birth before.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Could there be a native problem in the Caymans?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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So if the coma victim wakes up in a month...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...in the building, because he had a lot of friends.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I can't believe he's in a coma. He's got my vacuum cleaner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I wish he was not in a coma. I wish he was dead.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...we now know about prenatal care, can put a cigarette in her mouth!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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George, I want you to promise me something. If I'm ever in a coma...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- They moved in together? - Yeah, some place in the Village.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Not in this life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Car won't start in the garage? Get a tune-up. You know what I mean?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...in this really ominous nightclub.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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They did it right in this bed, Martin. Right in front of you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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She hasn't eaten in two days.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...in the first 24 hours, get everything out of my place and put it in storage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Remember in school, they'd do hearing tests?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Hi. I haven't eaten in three days.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I wouldn't set foot in your house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I'm a man who respects a good coma.