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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...I know that that bathroom is not gonna provide me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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After dinner last week, she invites me to her apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- Me? What about you? - Oh, I can't do that. It's a guy thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I want that table!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Excuse me. I was waiting here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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No, no. I want that table.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I yell, Cartwright? Cartwright! Just like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- I won't be long. - That's not the point.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I mean, the proof of that is cannibalism.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I told my uncle I had a stomachache. Think he bought that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- Hey, sorry I took so long. - Oh, that's okay.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I know this sounds crazy, but the two men standing behind me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...with the privacy that I know I'm going to need.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- Jerry, here comes that woman. - Where do I know her?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- Did you leave a message? - Yeah, I told her to call me here...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- Jerry, talk to that guy again. - What am I gonna say?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Now, I know we were ahead of that guy. He just came in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...will give me 50 bucks if I stand here and eat one of your egg rolls.