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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.9s

I got another one...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.1s

I want my vacuum cleaner!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.6s

- I want my vacuum cleaner! - I can explain!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.2s

I very much want to. I desire to. I pine to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2s

- You don't want to? - No, no, I want to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.5s

I can't! What if he wakes up?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.4s

Why would I buy another one when I spent 100 bucks on this one?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.7s

I would wait on that one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.7s

Can I have a bite?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.6s

I don't want you eating over here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.4s

Bigmouth Newman. I should have guessed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.2s

- You didn't say junior. - I haven't had one since I was little.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.8s

I wanted to do unbelievable on that test.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.1s

I don't want you to get upset or anything...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

4.5s

How could I possibly have ulcers? Who could have given me ulcers?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.4s

No. I have thought about you many times.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.9s

I have a carpet sweeper you can use.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

4.2s

...I am going to tell you something and I want you to really hear me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.2s

I don't want a carpet sweeper. They don't do anything.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3s

I can't commit to a woman, I'm not committing to an airline.