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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

One of them says, I got the front seat. I wanted it. I called it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.9s

No, I don't want it. I want it if you don't want it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

- I want evens. - Good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

- I don't have any plants. - I have plants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

You can't have soft cheese.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.6s

I can't believe there's a garden.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.9s

I want it if you don't want it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.3s

I can't believe I lost the deposit on that U-Haul...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

How can I want it now, if you want it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.5s

What can you eat? You can't have anything anymore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.4s

I can't think about it now. I'm going to Minneapolis.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.6s

...in which you didn't want it, I might take it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

I just wanted to introduce you to my husband. This is Larry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.7s

That is the single greatest packing performance I have ever seen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

How can I ever have you over? You'll sit there moping.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.6s

I think I found your stuff.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.6s

I see.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.7s

- Would I have to get a gardener? - Yeah, you can get a gardener.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.3s

I would feel worse if I got the toe than if I got the finger.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

I tested him, like, this is what I said, like this. I went: