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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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'Sorry, buddy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I'm sorry. I had no idea...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- Not once. - Never?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Not at all.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- You do not. - Absolutely.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You would not have believed his tub.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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She invited me up! Coffee's not coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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If they're not Dockers, they're just pants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Excuse me. I'm not in right now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- They're not talking about pants. - They're talking about nothing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You're not gonna believe what's going on with this woman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Coffee's coffee in the morning, not at 12:00 at night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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He's like a clam. You're not gonna mention this to him...?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Not a guy who goes, No. I don't drink coffee late at night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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So you tell your friends I'm not hip because I like that commercial.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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The bad thing about television...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...is that everybody you see on television is doing something better...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...than what you're doing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You never see anybody on TV sliding off the sofa...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...with crumbs on their face.