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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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In parking lots, they have this compact car only spot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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Isn't that discrimination against the size of your car?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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If I want my ass hanging out of the back of my parking spot...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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...that's my business.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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There are people with real asses hanging out of their pants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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Nobody's stopping them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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Nobody goes, Hey, hold it, sir. Those are compact jeans.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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You can't pull that in there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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Hey.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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I got bad news for you, buddy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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I think your car got stolen again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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What are you talking about?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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You parked on 84th and Columbus, right?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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I just walked by there, and that car is gone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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Yeah, I know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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Well, where is it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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What's the difference?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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Well, there's no difference. You know, I'm just curious.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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Always have to know everything that's going on, don't you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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- What happened to the car? - If I don't tell you, it'll kill you, won't it?