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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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Every mall has a Hoffritz in it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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That's got to be a scary place to work. I don't know how you feel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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Do you want to stand there having people going:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I need knives. I need more knives.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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Do you have any bigger knives?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I'd like a bigger knife. A big, long, sharp knife.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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That's what I'm in the market for. I like them really sharp.

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Do you have one with hooks and gouges...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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...and blades that are kind of serrated?

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That's the kind of knife I'm looking for.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I need one I can throw. I need one I can hack away with.

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Do you have anything like that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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Like you know what you're talking about.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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Oh, no. You do?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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Well, what do you think, they put the statue on a giant raft...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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...and a tugboat pulled it all the way from France?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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Think they brought it in pieces...

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...and screwed it together like a coffee table?

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What's going on? It's a little early for a Christmas party.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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- Why'd France give that to us anyway? - It was a gift.