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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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They're a comedy team.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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He was doing standup comedy in Kennebunkport, Maine...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I'm going to get a physical examination.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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That urine sample. Giving them that, that's always a pleasure, isn't it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Then there's always the amount question:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I don't know what you need. I gave you whatever I had there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I got more. Whatever you need, I can get it for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Just let me know what you need. It's no problem, I mean...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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But any kind of physical test, I don't know what it is...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...I always click into this thing where I wanna do really well.

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If it's gonna be a physical test, I wanna do well.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Remember in school, they'd do hearing tests?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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And you'd really be listening, you know...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...trying to really- Trying to do well, I wanna do well.

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I wanted to do unbelievable on that test.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I wanted them to come to me after the test and go:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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We think you may have something close to super hearing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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What you heard was a cotton ball touching a piece of felt.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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We're sending the results to Washington.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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We'd like you to meet the president.