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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Are you kidding me? Does this work?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I'm living with Ethel Merman without the talent.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...as a kid, you have a certain way of working out disagreements.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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And the other kid knows he's got nothing to say.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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If there was a kid court of law, it holds up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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One of the main ways that kids resolve any dispute is by calling it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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So you think to yourself, you know, you watch TV, you think:

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You tip him? - You can.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You got odds. - You got evens.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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You could take it? You want it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You found the place. - You won the choose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I'll choose you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Nice meeting you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I'll tell you what, I'll choose you for it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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What can you eat? You can't have anything anymore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You shouldn't have to live like this. - You just said you wanted to live here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...you could just give someone the toe, really, couldn't you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You can tip a gardener. - You don't need a gardener.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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And where were you?