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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Dead man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I can't remember the last time that happened.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I love my phone machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...for breakfast every morning for the last 30 years.'

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I have never seen one episode of I Love Lucy in my life ever.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I just love jokes like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I'm dead. I'm a dead man. That's it, I'm dead. I'm a dead man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- What is that? - It's a lovely song.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Why? I love it when guys call me the next day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...never get out of the way of ambulances?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Of course, the woman's looking at the guy thinking:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I think I may be in love with this woman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Now I'm in the worst position of all.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I think if they hear you chewing on the other end of the phone...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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It's a can of soda.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't get the enthusiastic hi, I'm out of there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You're making too much of this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You're kicking me out of my house?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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It's like robbing a bank. Don't loiter in front of the teller with a bag of money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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All those quick shots of the pants. Just pants, pants, pants, pants.