NEW!   Follow YARN on Instagram New Stuff, Yummies

Missing a fave video? Suggest a film, show or song! Click to email us!

Find old favorites and new gems in clips to explore

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.1s

...only with the silver dollars and the pizza dough over the eyes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2s

What kind of a man are you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.6s

- Nothing. - What kind of a man are you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.7s

A man is lying here unconscious and you're afraid of him?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.4s

I loved her very deeply.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

4.4s

- Really? - Oh, yeah. Gandhi loved Triscuits.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.2s

Because I love Drake's Coffee Cake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.9s

...because he thought the man looked at me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.3s

Well, I went with her to the hospital last night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.7s

I'd love to go. Make an appointment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.6s

I'm a man who respects a good coma.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.3s

You are still afraid. You are not a man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.6s

I had a dream about that guy last night. This is amazing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.2s

Do you realize this is the last meal I'm gonna have for three days?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3s

No, more like the Three Stooges at the end of every movie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.3s

...mountains of duck.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.6s

See, that's the beauty of the coma. It doesn't matter what you do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.1s

...he's thrilled. He got out of the coma.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.9s

...and all of the models went down there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.7s

You should be ashamed of yourself. I want you out of here.