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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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The point is I was here first.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Where am I?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I missed her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I just can't believe the way people are.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- I won't be long. - That's not the point.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I mean, the proof of that is cannibalism.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...but I think it would be best if I left.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...is if I told her I am, in reality, Batman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I know this woman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I don't know her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I hate this place.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Definitely. I plan to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I almost got arrested.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I want that table!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I like this person.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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You know, I mean...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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You know what I mean? I would think you'd be like:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I told my uncle I had a stomachache. Think he bought that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- You haven't been around in a while. - I know. I know. Well...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I can't go anyway. I have to wait here for Tatiana's call.