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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Calm down. I'm on your side.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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George, thanks for coming down to talk.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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But when you have a faucet instead of a tongue...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Well, female body is a work of art.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I think you should drop him down to Step 2.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Well, I just got out of a 27-minute shower.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-You seem to be with a lot of men. -What?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...and I ordered a pair of chinos from J. Crew.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I think I may even have called you Gary a couple of times.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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A drafty apartment. A sweaterless friend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Take a look at his neck, not to mention the melon sitting on top of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Oh, a germaphobe.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...of my finely knit sweater.

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It's like watching a fat guy catch a cannonball...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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That is not a good look for a man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Why not? It's a good look for a woman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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She did a full-body flex on a pickle jar.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Oh, it's a scene.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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It's a turnoff, man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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You got a steak?