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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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People smoke, Elaine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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My mother smoked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I smoked when I had Faithy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Should you be smoking? - Does it bother you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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And you'd really be listening, you know...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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What's going on between you and Gina?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...and all of the models went down there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...is the people that try and commit suicide...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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The stage was on a cliff and the audience...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...and you don't have the guts to kiss his girlfriend?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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It's an invitation to a housewarming for Martin and Gina.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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And all indications are he does not like Drake's Coffee Cake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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A man is lying here unconscious and you're afraid of him?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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If it was one of those in-and-out comas, maybe.

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And not fatty duck either, but juicy, tender breasts of duck.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Sweetheart, why don't you run and get a nurse for Mommy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I wanted them to come to me after the test and go:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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How it's too sweet and it falls apart when you eat it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...only with the silver dollars and the pizza dough over the eyes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Well, they're three funny-looking guys and they'd hit each other a lot.