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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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...for the rest of your life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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...sew your ass to your face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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You know, I have a very exciting life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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That's how you really do learn about life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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...your- Your left rear tire's a little low.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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Did you check your machine?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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They're always trying to make me feel like their life is so much better.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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- Let me rephrase- - I'll bash your skull in...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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And then- And then he did mention your name.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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...not to mention, you know, your rack-and-pinion steering.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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Is she with your bald friend from the other night?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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...and I will carve my initials in your brain tissue.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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- Elaine. This is Angela. - I'll pluck your body hairs out...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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Love when they touch your arm. I can't get enough of that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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- Well, whose side are you taking? - Well, I'm not taking your side!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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The last time you hit your head, was Mary Hart on TV?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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- It's a moral issue, is what it is. - Can't compromise your principles.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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...like a bad cabbage, and I'll have a party on your head!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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...until you got her juiced up with your story about the affair with the matador!