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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

4.4s

...I would like to thank you for the greatest four days of my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.4s

I never heard of this. You gotta fast for three days to take an ulcer test.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.4s

...for a guy to come out of a coma before you ask his ex-girlfriend out?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.1s

- You gotta watch for the jellyfish. - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.9s

Throw out my garbage for me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.7s

I don't go for nonrefundable deals.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.7s

...but I'm saving it for later.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.3s

...mountains of duck.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.2s

It's really bad for the foetus, you know that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.3s

I don't care much for the beach. I freckle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2s

- Did you buy this for me? - No, why?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.9s

...the hotel opened up an area on the beach for nude bathing...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.7s

I have to apologize for my friend the other day-

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.7s

You should be ashamed of yourself. I want you out of here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.2s

Give me 2 bucks. I'll do it for 2 bucks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.8s

You're not getting no Drake's Coffee Cake for 50 cents.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.3s

It's an invitation to a housewarming for Martin and Gina.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.2s

There's no way I'd touch that bag for less than $2.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.5s

It is too small for someone with such a big mouth.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.8s

Sweetheart, why don't you run and get a nurse for Mommy.