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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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No, no, I wanna eat now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...but I think it would be best if I left.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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You know what I mean? I would think you'd be like:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I got news for you. If we're making this movie...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I told my uncle I had a stomachache. Think he bought that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I would think the hardest thing about being a cannibal...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And now I just feel like a big sweaty hog...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- Well, what do you suggest? - I say we leave now...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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You know, we're living in a society!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Can't look at a menu now, I gotta be at the table.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And as this is happening, I'm thinking even if I can somehow manage...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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We're supposed to act in a civilized way!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Think this is him right here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Now, I know we were ahead of that guy. He just came in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Now she's gonna see him tomorrow...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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You think they have big picnic tables there?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Tell him we wanna catch a movie and that we're late.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- Should we tell him we're leaving? - What for? Let's just get out of here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- We'll eat it in the movie. - Where do you think you're going?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Now she's waiting for me to call, and she's still on the phone.