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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- Not once. - Never?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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He never discusses anything. He's...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...never get out of the way of ambulances?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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He would never actually tell me anything like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You never see anybody on TV sliding off the sofa...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Excuse me. I'm not in right now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I can't blame you. I can't believe she never called you back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Now I'm in the worst position of all.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- Carol, could I talk to you right now? - Sure.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Now I know who you are. You're a comedian.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I have never seen one episode of I Love Lucy in my life ever.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Okay, but there's no cake or anything, if that's what you're looking for.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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If I call her now, she's gonna think I'm needy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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The little light's blinking right now. Come and listen to the idiot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Now what if she somehow gets away from you and is coming in?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- I think you should call her. - I can't call her now. It's too soon.