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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- The one you broke the plans with? - Yeah, she works in his office.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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One night only. The big screen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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This is the one that worked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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My friend here apparently made a mistake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I'm with you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Make it one job. Coplgarbage man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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So, what happened with Tatiana?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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You should've just had dinner with him tonight and gotten it over with.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I couldn't have dinner with him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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No, no. Do you see the girl over there with the long hair?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...with the privacy that I know I'm going to need.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I have to get in touch with Tatiana.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Well, it's this little place with this little bathroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...to ask for a balding, stocky man with glasses.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Everything's gotta be just so all the time with you, doesn't it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Remember when you first went out to eat with your parents?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.7s

I always see cops walking around with nothing to do. Grab a broom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...will give me 50 bucks if I stand here and eat one of your egg rolls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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What is it with humanity? What kind of a world do we live in?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I went out with a guy who did it all the time. You slip them 20 bucks.