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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I offered you those cookies in my house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...anything in the sexual realm.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Eat it in the cab? Chinese food in a cab?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Hey. What stinks in here?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...who is that woman In the stripes?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...in the world of bribery, can they?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Didn't those people just come in?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I am in big, big trouble.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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You know, we're living in a society!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...for the first time in your life. You're on the street.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and it's the first time, and it's early in the going...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I have to get in touch with Tatiana.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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We're supposed to act in a civilized way!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And they put it in front of you...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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What in God's name is going on here?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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In a Chinese restaurant? Do they take money?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- The one you broke the plans with? - Yeah, she works in his office.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I'd put my face in their soup and blow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Let's order it to go, We'll eat it in the cab.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...is if I told her I am, in reality, Batman.