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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- I do. - I can't do it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Who am I kidding? I can't do this! I can't do this!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Why do I buy tan pants, Donna?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I like to do my own material.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...than what you're doing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- You do not. - Absolutely.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Don't do the apples.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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We should do this again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Whatever you want to do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Where do they summon this enthusiasm?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- You do it for me. - What?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- Who makes the switch? - You do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- Micro. - How do you feel, confident?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Hey, what are you doing here?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I can't stand doing laundry, that's why I have 40 pairs of underwear.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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So I just blurt out, What are you doing Saturday night?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Because instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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That way, I only have to do wash once a year.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- Why do we have to leave? - I can't call a woman...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I gave her an ultimatum, and there's nothing I can do. It's a machine.