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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

2.4s

I never feel comfortable in the women's department.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

3.5s

...to buy you the most beautiful Christmas sweater I have ever seen...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

1.7s

You never had sex in the office before?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

2s

So have you ever done this kind of work before?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

1.7s

I have to-

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

3.7s

...have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

3.3s

I didn't have an expression. I have a deviated septum.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

2.3s

I mean, look, I have no clothes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

1.7s

I like the hand blower, I have to say.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

2.6s

- Oh, boy. Can you smell it? - No, I can't smell it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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- I thought I'd never find it. - Today's your lucky day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

2.9s

Boy, that Hennigan goes down smooth...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

1.8s

If I was, I would have said it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

1.7s

I have to talk to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

2s

Should I not have done that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

3.9s

I was sitting there in the office, and the cleaning woman comes in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

2.1s

...and I asked him if I could have it...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

2.9s

It's been there two years. I've been using it as a paint thinner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

2.8s

- Really? - He's been off the wagon two years.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

1.7s

Do I really have to buy her something?