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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Best friend? I've never been to your apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Have you ever had their egg salad?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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He's been calling me for seven years. I never called him once.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Hey, it's been great having you on the show.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I just never... I can't imagine anyone...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I never made a man cry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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You'll never guess who I ran into.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...you have nothing in common with...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I have that list now, so in case he calls, I just consult it...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Ever noticed if a guy's in his driveway working on something with tools...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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How much could you possibly have in there?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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That's almost all we need to have in common.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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It's just that we don't have anything in common.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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You know, I have to eat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I have to tutor my nephew.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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How about you've been diagnosed...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...and I don't have to see him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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So now I have a decision. Do I walk or do I eat?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- I've been under a lot of stress. - Oh, you've been under a lot of stress.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I have to wait for someone to die.