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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- On your mother's life? - On my mother's life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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But your mother's bald too.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You told him how I like the commercial.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Hey, your mother's uglier than Hazel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- How can I take it? - It's your apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't know how to work the stupid machines.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I can't begin to tell you how much I hate that commercial.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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Bill, how was your weekend?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I know you're there. I don't know what your story is.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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How you gonna get in?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't know what your parents did to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- Micro. - How do you feel, confident?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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Actually, I met him in Switzerland...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Hazel really puts your mother to shame. You know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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...a check is like a note from your mother.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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How come you keep tapping your head?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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How often do you cut your toenails?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

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- And how was yours? - Oh, very good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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So you're chewing your apple. You got your enthusiastic hi.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Hey. I just thought of a really funny thing for your act.