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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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The last couple days, he's been acting very strange.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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So now all day long she's walking around the apartment singing:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Hi. I haven't eaten in three days.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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- I thought I'd never find it. - Today's your lucky day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Those days, a man would give up his seat for a woman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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That it? I've got the Q-Tips, got the mini-umbrella.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Something boring to read on the plane.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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That's it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Done.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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That is the single greatest packing performance I have ever seen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I am the master packer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Yeah, right. You're the master packer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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What you must understand, Elaine...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...packing is like leading men into battle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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You've got to know the strengths and weaknesses of every soldier.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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From a collapsible toothbrush to a pair of ordinary black socks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Excuse me, master packer?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Yes?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Just give me your keys. - All right, sir.