Now, South Africa? You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week,

From the makers of:

Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly

and the incremental statistics of the fiscal

From the pulsating pages of history...

In the early years of the 16th century

As used by the crowned heads of Europe. Has brought tears to the eyes of Royalty.

the pope gave cadinal jimenez of spain

This is Uncle Ted back in front of the house, but you can see the side of the house.

This is Uncle Ted at the back of the house.

to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodoxy

from the dark imperious days of Imperial Rome...

I would cut off the more disreputable parts of the body

And this is Uncle Ted at the side of the house.

Taxation is indeed the very nub of my gist.

This is Uncle Ted in front of the house.

and the smoke signals version of gentlemen prefer blondes

One of the cross beams has gone out askew on the treddle.

One of the cross beams has gone out askew on the treddle.

And this is Uncle Ted even nearer the side of the house,