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Zombieland (2009)

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Oh, America.

Zombieland (2009)

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I wish I could tell you that this was still America...

Zombieland (2009)

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...but I've come to realize that you can't have a country without people.

Zombieland (2009)

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And there are no people here.

Zombieland (2009)

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No! No!

Zombieland (2009)

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Go back... Fuck!

Zombieland (2009)

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No, my friends.

Zombieland (2009)

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This is now the United States of Zombieland.

Zombieland (2009)

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It's amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm.

Zombieland (2009)

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And why am I alive when everyone around me has turned to meat?

Zombieland (2009)

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It's because of my list of rules.

Zombieland (2009)

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Rule number one for surviving Zombieland: Cardio.

Zombieland (2009)

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Fuck!

Zombieland (2009)

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When the virus struck, for obvious reasons...

Zombieland (2009)

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...the first ones to go were the fatties.

Zombieland (2009)

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Poor fat bastard.

Zombieland (2009)

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But as the infection spread and the chaos grew...

Zombieland (2009)

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...it wasn't enough to just be fast on your feet.

Zombieland (2009)

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You had to get a gun and learn how to use it.

Zombieland (2009)

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Which leads me to my second rule: The Double Tap.