We need a doctor, Goddammit!

- Who are you? - Turn on the TV to channel 6.

- Who the fuck are you? - Turn it on. Watch the teaser.

- Come on, Jill! - Leave a message.

If you re a rookie, some with a wife who's pregnant, you do.

There is something real about a guy with a knife who just ... snaps.

- I said, who is this? - I asked you a question.

Jenkins, I want a man on this stairwell.

...who single-handedly put a stop to this 21st century Woodsboro killing spree...

Ok. Hang on. Uhm, are you familiar with the phrase "I wrote a book on this" ?

...some random girl who gets a call that undoubtedly ends up getting her killed.

- Who you keep texting? - I have a Facebook stalker. He keeps leaving me messages.

- You hang up on me and I cut thru your neck until I feel bone! - Who is it?

A role for a woman who could leave the walls of fear behind and step out into the sunlight.

-So who do you think is behind the murders? - Well, it's a Stab fanatic, clearly.

Working on less of a Screquel and more of a Screamake. - Copyrighted terms, by the way.

"Friday the 13th", "A Nightmare on Elm Street", "My Bloody Valentine", "When a Stranger Calls", "Prom Night"

- Exactly. A party. Guaranteed third act main cast blood bath. - Fingers crossed on some nudity for a change.

It's ok, ehm. You had a lot of stuff going on back then.

- Well, I like Jigsaw. I think he kills people very creatively. - But she don't give a shit who dies...