- Twilight zone... - A movie within a movie.

- Oh, nobody. - Did you pick a movie?

- Oh, nobody. - Did you pick a movie?

Sucks to be a cop in a movie. Unless you re Bruce Willis. - Not all cops die in movies.

- Name the movie that started the slasher craze: "Halloween", "Texas Chainsaw Massacre", "The Last House on the Left" or "Psycho"?

What are you talking about? - It's a movie cop rule.

- You think you're still the star. - This isn't a fucking movie!

- You re a genre nut Kirby, what's your favorite scary movie? - Bambi.

because it was a movie, and in real life it should never be.

- Stab- a- thon? - Uh, It's a movie marathon. All 7 Stabs back to back. We do it every year.

It's cool to meet you...officially. I keep meaning to pick up a copy of your book, but...

- So you must have a very unique insight into the movie buffs at your school? - Maybe.

I didn't mean "bad wow", it's just, it always seemed like more of a horror movie romance than a real one

I'm sorry, I know you re into the movie and all , but...now would be a really good time to make a move.

In fact, the only surefire way to survive a modern horror movie, you pretty much have to be gay.

- Is tonight? There's a killer out there patterning his murders after the original movie. - I know, it's pretty wild.

Think of me as your director. You re in my movie. You got a fun part so don't blow it.

...Jill Roberts of Woodsboro, a girl who's lifted all our spirits tonight. An American hero, right out of the movies.

- You re over thinking it.- Am I or did you ever make it, just under think it, there's a reason i don't watch these movies?