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The Invention of Lying (2009)

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and try to finish masturbating without you hearing.

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And you said you were gonna try and do it without me hearing.

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shoot you without provocation, and then I could lose my weapon.

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Tell them it's for kids.

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the person who'll give you the kids you've always wanted.

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Little fat kids with snub noses.

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Kids will love that, won't they?

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Little fat kids with snub noses.

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and your kids would be, too.

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I want little fat kids with snub noses.

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I don't want little fat kids with snub noses.

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Who says your kids will be better than mine?

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and we've added a polar bear, so the kids like us.

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She thinks her kids deserve the best possible start in life.

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She's a prize on your arm. And your kids will be, too.

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Who says those traits will make your kids better than mine, or happier?

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It doesn't. O u r kids would be little fat things with snub noses.

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-There you go. -Thank you.

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Thank you! Oh, thank you!

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-You want it? -Thank you.